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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act" - George Orwell


 
We all make mistakes - that's life. Those of us who are grown-up and honest just admit our mistakes and get on with things. The road safety industry (and I use that term deliberately, because it IS an industry, nothing more and nothing less. Those of you who have worked in a large organisation will know that all bureaucracies exist to multiply and grow) is obviously not grown-up and not honest, because its reaction on being shown its mistakes is to continue to make them with even more determination, both in its actions and its statements.
 
Sadly, because every death on our roads hides enormous grief and suffering for some poor family, the road safety industry's actions are dangerous, and many of its statements are nothing more than downright lies.
 
So here are a few of their downright lies for us all to think about …
 
• "Speed Kills!" They have long asserted that speed causes a third of all accidents. This lie has become a fundamental plank of their thinking, if "thinking" is the correct term for such self-seeking obfuscation, yet they have never carried out any research to prove it.
 
On the contrary, when the Transport Research Laboratory was commissioned to investigate a new type of form for police officers to report on road traffic accidents, it found that, as published in their report TRL323, excess speed was a factor (not necessarily the only one) in just 7.3% of accidents. Not QUITE a third, then?
 
It's well-known that a lie is more likely to be believed if it is repeated loudly many times, which is presumably why Derbyshire Camera Partnership, for instance, were happy to publish a leaflet claiming that "excessive and inappropriate speed is the biggest cause in all road collisions". Government departments tend to be a little more careful, though: in a letter to a member of the public recently, a DfT official climbed down so far as to say "The Department has in the past suggested that around one third of accidents are speed related. This is not a figure it continues to use".
 
• Local authorities will always introduce speed-limits "on grounds of safety", they claim. This is a lie. They introduce them because they are under pressure from local newspapers and bereaved families to do something about accident black spots, and they don't want to spend any money improving the roads. Or, in some cases, they do it in response to pressure from residents who want their towns or villages to be more peaceful. We can all sympathise with this - it's just not honest to label it as "road safety".
 
At the end of 1995, Suffolk County Council introduced 450 new 30m.p.h. speed limits, many of them on roads where no driver would expect to see them - clear, uncluttered roads with good visibility and few if any houses (I live in Suffolk so I know!). Even where the limit is on a road passing through a village, it is often continued for an unreasonable distance beyond the village boundary.
 
The following year, fatalities on Suffolk roads rose by a staggering 69%, a truly shameful figure and the worst for six years. Despite pressure from the public and the condemnation of the County Coroner, did the County Council even consider that they might have been wrong? Well, no. The limits are still in place and widely ignored. They have never admitted that there could be any connection between their actions and the increase in road deaths, and still claim that it was a statistical blip. They even believe their own lies, it seems. I wonder if they would have been so reticent if deaths had actually fallen instead?
 
• We are often told that "a 1m.p.h. change in average speed causes a 5% change in accidents." This is based, not on scientific evidence, but on a survey of reports from places like Finland, Denmark, Switzerland etc. which didn't even compare like with like - one was on fatal accidents, another wasn't and so on. There has never been any serious investigation in this country to back it up or disprove it. In fact it's remarkably difficult to get reliable information about road deaths related to the various levels of speed limit, something Sir Nicholas Lyell MP might have been referring to when he questioned the Secretary of State for the Environment, Transport and the Regions in Parliament in 2001.
 
But then, why should the road safety industry bother with proper research? The old lies have done quite well enough in the past, so ……
 
• Speed cameras save lives. That's good, you think. Seems self-evident, really - if you make drivers go slower, fewer people will be killed or injured. And there's the added benefit that by fining all the idiots and morons who break speed limits, we can raise money to improve roads and policing. Brilliant! Except …. it isn't quite that simple …
 
In England and Wales fixed-penalty fines and other prosecutions for speeding rose, mainly through the use of cameras, from 206,900 in 1995 to 1,411,300 in 2002 - an increase of about 680%. In the same period the number of fatalities fell by less than 3%, and the next year rose to an all-time high. So speed cameras are saving lives, are they?
 
The authorities frequently point to the number of road accident fatalities in London after the introduction of speed cameras. They state that fatal accidents in London fell from 276 in 1997 to just 226 in 1998, a reduction of 18%, and claim that this reduction was due to speed cameras. What they don't tell you is the figures for other years, such as just 214 fatalities in 1994, and an increase to 264 in 1999.
 
Fatalities in Lincolnshire were 104 in 1999, and fell to only 71 in 2000. The Lincolnshire Road Safety Partnership claimed this as a great success for speed cameras, despite the fact that the Partnership wasn't set up until June 2000! Since then the Partnership's efforts have seen fatalities climb to 84 in 2001, 91 in 2002 and 103 in 2003.
 
Essex handed out 213,861 speeding fines in 2002, more than any other county in the country, and more than the total number issued in the whole of the UK in 1995! And the result of this relentless battle for safer roads? Road deaths increased by 26% in 2003.
 
To most of us the reason for this carnage is plain to see. The average driver (or idiot or moron, depending on your point of view) goes down the road watching for other traffic and varying his speed according to the road and weather conditions, reacting to bends and junctions and changing visibility. When the road safety industry imposes unrealistic speed limits and enforces them with cameras instead of sensible policemen in police cars, drivers stop looking at the road and watch their speedometers instead. According to police, the biggest single cause of road accidents is not excessive speed, but driver inattention. Thanks, road safety experts, you've really helped.
 
• Speed cameras are not just about fleecing the poor motorist. Who are they kidding? The Sunday Times got hold of Essex Road Safety Partnership's accounts for 2002/3. Of all the money gained from fining motorists, after taking off its own running costs, it gave £2.44 million to Essex Police, £2.24 million to Essex County Council - and kept £1 million for itself. Nice business.
 
In 2001 when new speed cameras in Nottingham failed to catch many drivers, a disappointed Paul Preston of Nottingham Traffic Management Office, said to a Daily Mail reporter "For reasons we don't fully understand drivers seem to be complying with the limit." What a shame - spoiling his fun!
 
• The final big lie about road safety is the emotional argument, which may be paraphrased as "if you don't agree with speed limits and speed cameras, you must be in favour of running down little children." Well, no, not really. I've been driving for 40 years, have never had an accident or even been close to one, and have a clean licence although how long that can last I don't know, because I frequently break the speed limit, being too busy driving with care and attention to keep an eye on my speedometer.
 
Some arguments are difficult to combat, which in a way makes those who use them all the more dishonest. You know the sort of thing …
 
Newspaper reporter: "Mrs.Woman, you recently lost your much-loved son or daughter because he or she was killed in a road accident. Are you calling for better road safety?"
Mrs.Woman: "Well, I hadn't thought ….. er, yes, I suppose I am. I mean, it would be silly to call for WORSE road safety, wouldn't it?"
Newspaper reporter: "So what are you campaigning for, exactly?"
Mrs.Woman: "Well, let's see …. I haven't really had time to …. I suppose that if my son or daughter had been driving a bit slower …."
 
Newspaper headline: "GRIEVING MOTHER CALLS FOR NEW SPEED LIMIT".
 

Newspaper reporter (a couple of days later): "Councillor Jobsworth, what is your answer to Mrs.Woman, the resident who so tragically lost her son or daughter and is now campaigning for a new speed limit on the A666?"
Councillor Jobsworth: "I know this road well, and it has always seemed a very safe one to me".
Newspaper reporter: "So you're rejecting this brave lady's desperate call to avoid the tragic and unnecessary deaths of even more young people?"
Councillor Jobsworth: "But there's only ever been the one on this stretch of road, and he or she was driving a secondhand Maserati at twice the speed of sound ….."
Newspaper reporter: "So we can tell our readers that the County Council is in favour of allowing its young people to wipe themselves out?"
Councillor Jobsworth: "I didn't say that".
Newspaper reporter: "So what are you going to do?"
Councillor Jobsworth: "I don't see what we could reasonably …."
Newspaper reporter: "And what have you to say to Mrs.Woman - that her son or daughter deserved everything he or she got?"
Councillor Jobsworth: "I'll bring it up at the Road Safety Committee tomorrow".
 

 
Most of these facts and figures, and some of the wording too, can be found on the excellent website of the Association of British Drivers. I hope they don't mind. It's a really good website and offers many hours of interesting reading - I thoroughly recommend a visit. Just click here.
 
Also, have a look at SpeedLIMIT and Safe Speed. Somebody needs to tell the truth about all this, because the police, local authorities, camera partnerships and even the newspapers have a vested (i.e. financial) interest in not doing so.
 

 

 

 

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